Sorry to tell you, friends. We know nothing historically about this house in Sacramento’s Fabulous 40s neighborhood other than it was built in 1932. But it fills us with such storybook joy, we just have to show you.

According to a former real estate listing, it has more than 2,300 square feet, three bedrooms and 2.5 bathrooms; a backyard pool, spa and covered patio; hardwood floors; and a two-car garage. And the coup de gras: a basement. We don’t really have basements that often here in Cali.

Enjoy some eye candy, y’all.